Mind Fetus in my middle.

I'm 9 dpo.  It's insane that I could be feeling ANY symptoms.  The progesterone I'm taking lists the following side effects: nausea, irritability, breast tenderness, fatigue and mood swings.  I'm experiencing EVERY.SINGLE.ONE of them.  Alas, Mind Fetus strikes again.  I think of MF as a Stewie-type baby that is only present to torture me.  Its laugh is shrill but menacing when it realizes it has me in its power.  I'm useless to resist.