BFN at 10dpo

I'm oddly unphased by this.  I guess I'm uber optimistic under some layers of apathy.  I'm not sure why, but I expected to have totally lost my shizz this morning at 6 am when I tested and got nothing.  I plan on testing again tomorrow, hoping for a better result...

Ode to MF...

*To the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot"

I’m a little mind fetus
Cruel and tiny

"Here is your bloat."
"Here is your whiny."


When I get you all worked up,
Then I shout,

You're just crazy and I am OUT!

Mind Fetus in my middle.

I'm 9 dpo.  It's insane that I could be feeling ANY symptoms.  The progesterone I'm taking lists the following side effects: nausea, irritability, breast tenderness, fatigue and mood swings.  I'm experiencing EVERY.SINGLE.ONE of them.  Alas, Mind Fetus strikes again.  I think of MF as a Stewie-type baby that is only present to torture me.  Its laugh is shrill but menacing when it realizes it has me in its power.  I'm useless to resist.